Thursday 3 February 2011

Tommy Bowe and Dan Biggar off to France

Tommy Bowe and Dan Biggar are off to France!

Tommy and Dan are said to be the latest “losses” to the Ospreys. This shocking news comes after the Hensongate, Hooky travelling to find someone who will play him at 10 and Lee Bryne going in search of gold that he can cash in.

In an Exclusive interview with Ospreys facilities manager Bob Browne told Bone on Bone the lengths the Ospreys are going to, to protect the team from these French temptresses with shiny beads
“On Tuesday when rumours of Dan and Tommy got out I issued a memo to all staff that read all windows and doors are to be locked at all times. All playing staff must hand in passports to admin immediately. At our outdoor training facility we have installed barbed wire on all our fences and Scott Johnson watches training on horseback just in case one tries to make a break for it. To make sure our players are comfortable we keep the central heating on full blast all day to simulate a warmer climate and our canteen also serves escargot Paul James didn’t like it he said it tasted like snails”